how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up

(Source: m-eg, via thisisthestoryofher)

No matter how many time I watch this episode, he’s still going to die…..

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(via yooniquelyme)

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

(via nujahbes)